- Lots of people are fortunate to have friends like me and if I send an email to my other friends, a miracle will happen within 24 hours.
- I am one of the sweetest people and I need to tag 5 more of my sweetest friends so they will receive a miracle.
- Size matters and I can get a 7 day trial to make it bigger (I assume they are talking about my butt).
- I’ve been nominated for a Ph.d
- I can receive a High End R0lex Watch and Perfect Designer Handbag Knockoffs for pennies!
- I can learn to play poker for a living!
- I can receive a scholarship to a Christian College (probably because of the whole poker for a living thing or maybe they know me).
- For a small price, I can get Direct Insider Pricing on 700+ Trusted Brands (of what?)
- For a $99 fee, I can receive a Platinum Mastercard!
- Apparently I have relatives in Nigeria and Great Britain (that I didn’t know about) who recently died and left me a large sum of money.
- Also, I have a relative in Australia who won the lottery and died leaving me a large sum of money.
Two 50-something, sort-of sisters ramble on about Life, the Universe and everything else (men, kids, critters, arts & crafts, and food)
2.24.2010
Spam, not just what's for dinner or What I learned from my email last week
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